Sunday, May 29, 2011

Adult SMS

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                   ADULT SMS 

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Js bachy ne sabaq thora yd kiya
Miss: Js bachy ne sabaq thora yd kiya wo mere hath pe kiss kare,
Js ne Pora yd kiya wo mere Gaal pe.
Bacha: Miss ap mjhe Break me milen mjhe puri Kitab Yd hai.

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boy touches a girl everywhere!

In a bath room a boy touches a girl everywhere!

In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

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Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya
Beti: Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya
Maa: kese beti
Beti: Mene uska 500 ka note apni sandal k neche chupa liya or wo 2ghante meri
Bra me dhndta raha.

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Suhaag Raat ko husband Bola Ijazat hai?
Suhaag Raat ko husband Bola
Ijazat hai?

Dulhan sharmatay huye boli

Hum ne kabhi gheron ko mana nahi kya
Aap ko phir apnay hain.

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ajj tak tm kis kis k sath soi ho
shakki husband to wife: btao ajj tak tm kis kis k sath soi ho
wife: such baton
sirf aap k sath soi hon bakyon k sath to jaagi rehti thi;)

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Suhag Raat Ki Rat Ko
Suhag Raat Ki Rat Ko Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Ke Bad Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Puchha
Ki Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya
Toh Patni Boli
5% Sharam
5% Dard Or
90% Purane Din Yaad Aa Gaye

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lady wanted to go to toilet
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

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Zero main 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?
Lady Teacher: Zero main 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?
Girl: Chup rahi!
Teacher (Gussy se): Jawab do
Zero mai 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?
Girl: Miss Bht Dard hota hy.

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Its 2 tight

Girl: Its 2 tight
Boy: Dont worry, Ill do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy: Ah..I cant,
Gal: Its painful,
Boy: Forget it.
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.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!

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A girl phoned me
A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home

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I do not want to go to the sex education class.
School Girl: I do not want to go to the sex education class.
Teacher: Why not?
School Girl: because someone told me the final exam would be Oral.

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Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

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Jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se:
Jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
B’V: Aap ko aaya?
SHOHAR: bohat!
BV: Dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.

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Veena or Arbi
1 Arbi ne Veena ko Goad me bitha k pocha
Tm 1 Rat me kitna kama leti ho

Veena: 50,000

Arbi: Jhoot mt bolo

Veena: Qasm se Rozi pe bethi hun jhoot nhi bolti..!

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Tujhe ladka pasand aaya
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 29″ ka remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.

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Larka & Larki or sex
Larka & Larki
SeX kar rahe thay,
Larka bola: Q na Ham Shadi karlen,
Phir, Ham har roz aisa karengay,
Larki boli: Mazdoor ho Mazdurikaro,
Factory k malik mat bano.

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Girls ki gandi-gandi bate
College Girls: Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai
to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na?
Boys: Achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?

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Can I touch your Software
# Boy: Can I touch your Software
Girl: First show your Hardware
Boy: Should I install it in your System
Girl: Okay, but please put the Antivirus, then install it.

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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
Last nite i went 2 bed without u..
cold, naked, thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u "last nite"

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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X

Always start your day with 4a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

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Me ok, ur wife very sweet
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

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which is 6" long
Boy: what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

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can kids of our age have kids?
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".

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What's an average 6 inch long
What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
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?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive


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He came at night, explored my body,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
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BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!



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Jiski Maa CHUDne Wali Ho Use Kaise Nind Aa Sakti Hai 
Husband- Aao SEX Kare
Wife- Munna So Jaye, Phir Karna

Husband- Munna Abhi Tak Soya Nahi Kya

Wife- Jiski Maa CHUDne Wali Ho
Use Kaise Nind Aa Sakti Hai  


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Ak Larki Apne Shoher Se.



Ak Larki apne Shoher se !

Aaj jab main apna BRAZER tabdil kar rahi thi

to ak Larka mujh ko dekh raha tha,

Shoher !

Phir tom ne kiya keya ?

Larki !

Mujh ko bohat shram mehsos hoi

Or main ne apna Mou BRAZER se chopa liya

  
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